A one of a kind medical condition in which a Russiandictator's hand is so far up the subjects ass that the excrement has only one of two places to exit. Commonly through the mouth but in some cases through the fingertips while holding a smartphone connected to twitter.
We better hope someone else in the President's cabinet doesn't get Trumpitis or we are royally screwed more than we already are.
An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.
However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.
Person 1: Oh shit! My skin has gone completely orange!
Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.
The mood of a person who assumes his words or actions bear no consequences.
Jimmy decided to change his trumpitude, after receiving a sound beating from the random woman whose ass he squeezed. Megan's trumpitude at the cashier quickly went viral, costing her friends, and her job.
An overwhelming sickness that became widespread in the United States. While this obscure disease has been around for 30 years, it grew to epedemic proportions on January 20, 2017.
Common symptoms are feelings of helplessness, fear, depression, anger, and nausea. Symptoms are most severe when those afflicted by this horrid disease hear the "T" word.
While there isn't currently a cure. There is hope of some healing in about two years.
And in four years, demo-scientists believe this scourge can be cured, and will only be a note in our history books.
Trumpitis ran rampant across the American heartland in the late Twenty-teens causing wide spread fear, poverty, and sadness for most Americans.
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a souldigger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.