Noun | Trump-eye-tis |

An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.

However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.
Person 1: Oh shit! My skin has gone completely orange!

Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.
by Irrelevant Person February 17, 2017
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A one of a kind medical condition in which a Russian dictator's hand is so far up the subjects ass that the excrement has only one of two places to exit. Commonly through the mouth but in some cases through the fingertips while holding a smartphone connected to twitter.
We better hope someone else in the President's cabinet doesn't get Trumpitis or we are royally screwed more than we already are.
by Waldomarty February 8, 2017
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An overwhelming sickness that became widespread in the United States. While this obscure disease has been around for 30 years, it grew to epedemic proportions on January 20, 2017.

Common symptoms are feelings of helplessness, fear, depression, anger, and nausea. Symptoms are most severe when those afflicted by this horrid disease hear the "T" word.

While there isn't currently a cure. There is hope of some healing in about two years.

And in four years, demo-scientists believe this scourge can be cured, and will only be a note in our history books.
Trumpitis ran rampant across the American heartland in the late Twenty-teens causing wide spread fear, poverty, and sadness for most Americans.
by Snickles89 January 23, 2017
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The feeling of sickness, disgust, anger, depression, anxiety, and stress induced by the constant stream of shit coming from Donald Trump.
Man I have a terrible case of Trumpitis, I really gotta stop paying attention to the news and Trump.
by Chuckler1450 February 16, 2017
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Trumpitis n. Inflamation of the buttocks brought on by routinely talking out of one's ass.
"Bubba," the doctor said sternly, "you need to dial it back a little. This is the worst case of Trumpitis I have ever seen."
by Cletis L Stump March 26, 2016
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The "disease" that causes you too spend too much money and file for bankruptcy because of it.
I hate how Trumpitis affects 90% of Americans.Thats just sad.
by ICameHereForTheAppleJuice October 8, 2015
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The disease whose symptoms are constipation of the brain with simultaneous diarrhea of the mouth.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.
The symptoms of Trumpitis cannot be alleviated by use of an astringent even though it appears that Donald used one before speaking in an attempt to demonstrate that pursed lips indicate thought prior to speaking.
by Chapter XI March 19, 2016
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