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tennis shoe Ernie
The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.
tennis shoe Ernie by comaco November 26, 2010
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Trennis • tennis • tennis balls • treenis • tennis elbow • trenis • Tennis shoes • tennis arm • Tennis Ball Head • tennis boat
email tennis
"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
email tennis by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007
Tennis Shoe Money
Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.
Tennis Shoe Money by Izri Simms March 1, 2011
New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash
@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash by Reaganlol May 31, 2020
Table tennis volleyball
A game that mixes the best of table tennis and volleyball. It was started in Oxford in 2009 and spread to London in 2010.
Table tennis volleyball by FunkyLemon November 19, 2011
Squidward Tennisballs
Squidward Tennisballs was a name Squidward Tentacles was called on the episode "The Great Snail Race" by the mailman
where delivery man call squidward tentacle SquidwardTennisballs
Delivery Man: Package, sir.
Squidward: A-ha! (Squidward signs a clipboard) I can’t believe it’s finally here! (delivery man hands him the cage)
Delivery Man: Here ya go!
Squidward: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. (hands him the clipboard)
Delivery Man: Thank you, Mr...Tennis Balls.
Squidward: That’s Tentacles! (slams the door shut)
SpongeBob: Squidward’s last name is Tentacles?
Patrick: Poor guy.
where delivery man call squidward tentacle SquidwardTennisballs
Delivery Man: Package, sir.
Squidward: A-ha! (Squidward signs a clipboard) I can’t believe it’s finally here! (delivery man hands him the cage)
Delivery Man: Here ya go!
Squidward: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. (hands him the clipboard)
Delivery Man: Thank you, Mr...Tennis Balls.
Squidward: That’s Tentacles! (slams the door shut)
SpongeBob: Squidward’s last name is Tentacles?
Patrick: Poor guy.
"Squidward Tennisballs
Squidward Tennisballs by Mr.Awesomeman1625273 January 11, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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