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premature treejaculation 

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.
Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

Treejaculate

When a tree releases its pollen (tree sperm)
James: Yo, why is my automobile all yellow

Michael: Looks like it got treejaculated on

James: Word

Michael: Dope
Treejaculate by J scribs January 2, 2012
one of the coolest and funniest people to be around. they have great style and a hilarious personality and always have the best ways to cheer you up. they’re a little bit fruity (little is an understatement) and they love spotlight, and deserve it ahah, they’re considerate and always have the best music for the auxcord.
Did you see Treneah? They wore such a fresh outfit!
treneah by tweetiebirb June 19, 2021

Trendjacking 

Trendjacking occurs when a trending topic on Twitter is hijacked with irrelevant tweets from spam users.
Google Wave is one of the top trending topics on Twitter, but it's been hijacked by hoards of spam peddlers - trendjacking.
Trendjacking by Crazy Coder September 30, 2009
Tenejah( tee-nae-Jan). One off the baddest bitches alive. She has an amazing face & a fat ass & a small waste. & that bitch is talented & all the boys want her.
damn tenejah fine asf I bet all the boys want her
Tenejah by babyboob March 8, 2020
Trenea is a girl
"Hello my name is Trenea"
trenea by anonymous October 21, 2020