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premature treejaculation 

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.
Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

Treejaculate

When a tree releases its pollen (tree sperm)
James: Yo, why is my automobile all yellow

Michael: Looks like it got treejaculated on

James: Word

Michael: Dope
Treejaculate by J scribs January 2, 2012
one of the coolest and funniest people to be around. they have great style and a hilarious personality and always have the best ways to cheer you up. they’re a little bit fruity (little is an understatement) and they love spotlight, and deserve it ahah, they’re considerate and always have the best music for the auxcord.
Did you see Treneah? They wore such a fresh outfit!
treneah by tweetiebirb June 19, 2021

Trendjacking 

Trendjacking occurs when a trending topic on Twitter is hijacked with irrelevant tweets from spam users.
Google Wave is one of the top trending topics on Twitter, but it's been hijacked by hoards of spam peddlers - trendjacking.
Trendjacking by Crazy Coder September 30, 2009
Tenejah( tee-nae-Jan). One off the baddest bitches alive. She has an amazing face & a fat ass & a small waste. & that bitch is talented & all the boys want her.
damn tenejah fine asf I bet all the boys want her
Tenejah by babyboob March 8, 2020
Trenea is a girl
trenea by anonymous October 21, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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