Treejaculate

When a tree releases its pollen (tree sperm)

James: Yo, why is my automobile all yellow

Michael: Looks like it got treejaculated on

James: Word

Michael: Dope

by J scribs January 02, 2012

premature treejaculation

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017