Treejaculate

When a tree releases its pollen (tree sperm)

James: Yo, why is my automobile all yellow

Michael: Looks like it got treejaculated on

James: Word

Michael: Dope

Treejaculate by J scribs January 2, 2012

Premature Twejaculate 

Failure to think before you tweet.

Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.

Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.

Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.

Premature Twejaculate by MattInWinnipeg March 6, 2014

premature treejaculation 

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

premature treejaculation by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017

Tranjaculated

When you blindly click an internet link and are presented with an image of a transexual ejaculating.

The binarychaos ladies got tranjaculated when they blindly clicked that web link.

Tranjaculated by Cohagen March 20, 2009

Texjaculate 

The act of ejaculating because of text sex.

"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."
"I texjaculated on it last night"
"...man, you gota put that thing to your ear. You are sick."

Texjaculate by Raving Professor No Legs July 30, 2006

premature tweejaculation 

when you accidentally send a tweet and you're not even close to being done typing.

Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.

premature tweejaculation by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010

Tweejaculation

An incomplete tweet. An incomplete thought on twitter. An incomplete argument on twitter

Tweetdeck seems to be having problems. Too many tweejaculations today!

Tweejaculation by kaalika September 22, 2011