Treefard

A treefard is a mix between a retard and a tree. Trees specifically being, birch, oak, and elm. A lot of people are treefards. All treefards stank and aren’t an eefrican.

Oh wow! That guy; over there, look, he’s eating a tree, what a treefard

Treefard by Jilly bones January 1, 2019

Treefard

a person who acts like a retard
stupid and senseless
usually blonde
asks a lot of stupid questions

1. Treefard, Your grounded!
2. Why do you have to be a treefard?

Treefard by crlmrgrs January 10, 2009

treetard 

as retard but bigger and thicker

my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard

treetard by Andrew Collinson March 28, 2008

treetard 

A retard who loves trees (tree hugger)

The treetard loves his vegetables

treetard by Republican Nazi July 24, 2003

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

treetarded by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

treetard 

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

treetard by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

treetard jeremy 

A RETARDED human being that needs metal help, and drives people insane. He doesn’t make sense, and doesn’t speak proper english

Treetard Jeremy need to get a LOT of metal help.

treetard jeremy by Treetard Jeremy November 30, 2019