treefarts

Signifying that a video is of a sexy, erotic or pornographic nature, particularly involving women; a keyword designating a video as "adult content".

These treefarts are disgusting; why do people like to see a dog hump a woman?

treefarts by mikemcc November 19, 2007

Treearterian 

Pronounced 'tree-art-arian'.

A person that does not conform to the rules of vegan-ism or vegetarianism but looks about creating their own variation of what they believe is doing the right thing.
An example of this is somebody that chooses not to eat meat but would rather eat the meat if another person's meat food was intended for the bin. The meat would be regarded as a waste and therefore consumed for it nutritional values rather than binning it so that the animal was not murdered completely for nothing. This person would never buy meat for themselves or look about consuming it any other fashion but to save waste.
A treearterian may choose to eat fish as fish are not taken from their mothers to be used as food. Fish are solo species and in abundant supply so could be regarded as a food that could be consumed with good intention.

A treearterian will not take part in the practice of mass production of anything especially dairy. Organic dairy may be excepted if the source of the dairy was not harmful to the animals in any way.

A treearterian's diet therefore could be built upon fish, vegetables and well sourced dairy but this is subjective to the person with the point being that they do not wish to conform to another set of principles laid out by another such as vegan-ism and vegetarianism.

'I thought vegetarians don't eat meat?!'

'I'm only eating this meat as you are wasting it to the bin. I don't believe in the killing and torture of animals as food for humans and I will never look to consume meat. I am a treearterian and therefore stand by my own set of beliefs of I believe is ethical when it comes to consuming food from the planet'.

Treearterian by Praffles February 28, 2017

Treegarthing 

1 : The act of exploiting your way past a gate to capture a node before the opposing team can. 2 : A member of the Hunter profession meleeing with a Lobotomizer and or Sword of Zeal.

1: "Someone please go treegarth the stables."
2: "Look at that hunter treegarthing that warrior!"

Treegarthing by Norvanos June 19, 2006

truefacts

A phrase to state facts which are true. Originally two words, now more commonly used as one word for emphasis.

Person 1: OMG, The Strokes new album is so good.
Person 2: Truefacts.

truefacts by JaiBee February 15, 2006

Treefard

A treefard is a mix between a retard and a tree. Trees specifically being, birch, oak, and elm. A lot of people are treefards. All treefards stank and aren’t an eefrican.

Oh wow! That guy; over there, look, he’s eating a tree, what a treefard

Treefard by Jilly bones January 1, 2019

Treefard

a person who acts like a retard
stupid and senseless
usually blonde
asks a lot of stupid questions

1. Treefard, Your grounded!
2. Why do you have to be a treefard?

Treefard by crlmrgrs January 10, 2009

treefort 

A massive erection in shorts that make it look like someone is pitching a fort.

Scotty Becks jumps out of bed every morning with a treefort.

treefort by Nine Sixty Worse January 18, 2015