treetard

as retard but bigger and thicker

my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard

by Andrew Collinson March 28, 2008

treetard

A retard who loves trees (tree hugger)

The treetard loves his vegetables

by Republican Nazi July 24, 2003

treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

treetard

A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.

Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard

by -SaintAnton- January 02, 2008

treetard

An individual who has smoked, or otherwise inhaled drugs into a retarded state of being.

Brad smoked so many trees, that he is now a treetard. For shame.

by el hobo October 29, 2008

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

Treetard

A person deeply rooted in stupidity. Use: When you want a word to offend people without them fully knowing

Enemy Guy/Girl: Hey Stupid!

You: Hey Treetard!

by maddycatson September 01, 2012