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techophile 

A person who loves technology a lot to the point that he/she wants to discuss technology with anyone around them including strangers.
A techophile readily skips meals to read and update on the latest tech gist!
He must be a techophile because he always knows where to get the answers to all these science and tech questions.

We have geeks, nerds, and techophiles and these never flop in science and technology exams!
techophile by temidayotinypoet December 3, 2013

Treedophile 

The act of toutching a younger tree or sapling in innapropriate ways and being a generall peadophile to any type of tree or plant
Nick toutched the young tree from behind without permission. He is now on the sex offenders list for being a Treedophile
Treedophile by Nickbowks June 20, 2009

tweedophile 

Someone who always wears tweed jackets.
That man loves tweed, he's a total tweedophile.
tweedophile by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

Tedophile 

someone who is sexual attracted to Teddy bears, and other stuffed animal's
That guy that cheated on his girlfriend with a teddy...he is such a Tedophile
Tedophile by MaggieEms January 27, 2007

textophile

The new generation of cell phone text message communicators. Some times known as generation text. A textophile is someone who spends more time text messaging than actualy speaking. A textophile will opt to send a text message in place of a phone call. A textophile will be found texting in the midst of conversations, at in-oppertune moments, socialy unacceptable situations.
Textophile: text, IM, facebook
textophile by Highcountry June 8, 2009

Teliophile 

Attraction to adults, primarily from mid to late adolescence, & some, with attempts to engage in sexual activity, or manipulate the adult in a subtle manner for sex.
"I saw Gabriel text this girl over 18 and they exchanged ludes.. he's 15! He's smarter than that"

( This is a definition from a real teliophile, people fail to realize they can also be the predators)
Teliophile by KaeCoe December 18, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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