Incoming 

an exclamatory word shouted when an onslaught of semen is imminent

Incoming! Hide behind the semen shield

Incoming by Cdawg184 March 4, 2008

Incoming Stoner 

A person who is likely to become a stoner

Dude Bob is a incoming stoner, he keeps talking about weed

Incoming Stoner by Stoner47 August 29, 2010

incoming salvo 

Being in receipt of verbal assault, probably without the ability to reply to or defend one's self against.

Girlfriend: "Hey babe! We missed you at dinner last night... did you have to work late?"
Boyfriend: "Naw, spent it eating Thai in bed with your sister."
*Brace for incoming salvo*

incoming salvo by teh_infidel July 23, 2016

stitch incoming 

This comes from use of the ‘stitch’ feature on TikTok which allows users to respond to small sections of other videos by adding (stitching) their own video.

When you first see such content, the initial video may be triggering or seem to be contrary to what the creator usually posts. To warn viewers and stop them from clicking away, creators add the ‘stitch incoming’ caption to let viewers know to not exit the video too quickly, but, rather, to wait for the bit that follows (usually a rebuttal).

It is used as a video caption, not in a sentence.

The tik tok creator added the caption Stitch Incoming to let us know that her video critique would directly follow the original clip.

stitch incoming by Ssskkkttt February 24, 2023

Wave incoming

When your a chick you save wave incoming and it correlates to ur pussy being wet or ur pussy being wet because you get turned on

Walks past a hot guy or thinks about a hot guy

Wave incoming

Wave incoming by Asianchick909 August 20, 2021

incomingpackageitus 

The illness that you become over come with when you are expecting a package. Symptoms include : Checking order tracking several times an hour, the inability to concentrate when you hear a large truck approaching, mood swings, day dreaming, and nervous pacing.

have you seen mat today?

No, he called out with a bad case of incomingpackageitus.

incomingpackageitus by Matanial. November 22, 2010

Incomming Crapstrike 

People with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.

Guy 1: shit i won't make it to the toilet!
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<

Incomming Crapstrike by Dj Urdjen June 3, 2010