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treecoon 

A racoon that lives in a tree.
When I got to school, people said there was a racoon or should I say treecoon in the tree! Too bad I missed it...
treecoon by CyborgTm October 24, 2007
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To accidentally kill a large quantity of people, but nobody gives a damn.
Bob committed Treegon on some furries.
Treegon by eggcelent bacon December 28, 2019
Elon Musk after he planted 1 million trees
guy A: did you know that treelon planted 1 million trees?
guy B: yeah i heard about that teamtrees thing a week ago.
also treelon: for treebeard

TREECOCK 

TREECOCK (noun)
The noun TREECOCK has 1 sense:

1. My big fat, long penis becomes The TREECOCK when erect.
(History: "Once believed to be a mythological creature, this word became very prevalent in the early part of the 1900's as this myth became life in the form of my granddad a man named John D Edmondson, the reincarnate form of The TREECOCK is a man named Steven Ty Edmondson the grandson of John D " )

ORIGIN: TREECOCK from Irish and Norse mythology. the giant phallus was first called the Treecock after the druid mysticism was condensed and as the legend passed from old world to new world thru the ages the term TREECOCK was born.
Girl talking to her girl friends about her date with a new boyfriend:
Girlfriends ask; 'So what was it like?' 'Was it big?'
girlfriend responds; "O My god, it is literally the Treecock" "girl, you do not know how sore I am right now, I literally thought my vagina was going o blow out from all that dick he was giving me."
TREECOCK by treecock February 9, 2018
1. The act of poisoning the trees at Toomer's Corner in Auburn Alabama.

2. The suspect's charges for poisoning the trees, also known as Herbocide.

(This was originally quoted by a friend)
Guy #1: "Hey did you know that the person is getting charged with TREEson?"

Guy #2 "AHAHAHAH THAT'S HILARIOUS"
Treeson by Alden46 March 6, 2011

treecock 

an amazingly large penis. think of a redwood...
ron jeremy...tommy lee...the character meat from the movie porky's...need we go on?
treecock by ash n kate June 26, 2005