TREECOCK 

TREECOCK (noun)
The noun TREECOCK has 1 sense:

1. My big fat, long penis becomes The TREECOCK when erect.
(History: "Once believed to be a mythological creature, this word became very prevalent in the early part of the 1900's as this myth became life in the form of my granddad a man named John D Edmondson, the reincarnate form of The TREECOCK is a man named Steven Ty Edmondson the grandson of John D " )

ORIGIN: TREECOCK from Irish and Norse mythology. the giant phallus was first called the Treecock after the druid mysticism was condensed and as the legend passed from old world to new world thru the ages the term TREECOCK was born.

Girl talking to her girl friends about her date with a new boyfriend:
Girlfriends ask; 'So what was it like?' 'Was it big?'
girlfriend responds; "O My god, it is literally the Treecock" "girl, you do not know how sore I am right now, I literally thought my vagina was going o blow out from all that dick he was giving me."

TREECOCK by treecock February 9, 2018

treecock 

an amazingly large penis. think of a redwood...

ron jeremy...tommy lee...the character meat from the movie porky's...need we go on?

treecock by ash n kate June 26, 2005

threecockmouth 

having a seriousl large gob into which you could easily slide 3 large cocks.
Calista flockhart
leslie ash
carly simon

'i bet harrison ford is happy; that bint off ally mcbeal has a threecockmouth'

threecockmouth by tadge72 April 25, 2010

palm tree cock 

When, instead of growing around the base and beyond, pubic hair grows on the tip of the penis.

Dude, your pubes are growing in the wrong places. That looks like a palm tree. You've got a serious case of palm tree cock.

palm tree cock by Kyodeek Bewp April 8, 2010

christmas tree cock 

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

christmas tree cock by trojanlover December 13, 2006

tweecocking 

social media peacocking - writing outlandish or overly vague tweets or facebook statuses as a way to gain attention from the opposite sex

@ladygaga A reincarnation of my birth+artistic spirit. In incubation, awaiting a human lover to save her. #tweecocking

tweecocking by mkmk23 July 2, 2011

christmas tree cock 

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

christmas tree cock by trojanlover February 13, 2007