Tree Tapping 

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

Tree Tapping by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

Tapping That Tree For Sap 

Gold Digger. A woman who is only with a man for the financial benefits of the relationship.

Katie doesn't love him, she's just tapping that tree for sap.

Tapping That Tree For Sap by Lila Saan 4 May 2, 2011

Tapping the Maple Tree 

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

Tapping the Maple Tree by Toastyboy May 13, 2018

Tree Topping 

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis

Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night

Tree Topping by NUTSofaNAT July 15, 2017

treetopping 

Removing the top position of an organization. Costs associated with CEO's usually do not go down when revenue falls. Also, they are comparable to running an entire division. Measurable contribution is difficult to ascertain but the funds freed up are substantial with very little human suffering.

The stockholders were revolting and treetopping the organizations.

treetopping by Chris0101 April 29, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022