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Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."
Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.
by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017
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Tapping That Tree For Sap

Gold Digger. A woman who is only with a man for the financial benefits of the relationship.
Katie doesn't love him, she's just tapping that tree for sap.
by Lila Saan 4 May 2, 2011
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Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity
"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."
by Toastyboy May 13, 2018
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Tree Topping

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis
Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night
by NUTSofaNAT July 15, 2017
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treetopping

Removing the top position of an organization. Costs associated with CEO's usually do not go down when revenue falls. Also, they are comparable to running an entire division. Measurable contribution is difficult to ascertain but the funds freed up are substantial with very little human suffering.
The stockholders were revolting and treetopping the organizations.
by Chris0101 April 29, 2008
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