Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

by Poseidonskid November 25, 2018

Christmas Tree Penis

A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.

Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!

Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!

Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!

by Lumaria December 01, 2009

Rusty Tree Penis

A tree with a stick that is sticking up an ass. :D

A rusty tree penis is sitting on a tree with it up your ass.

by James Malcom May 28, 2008

Penis Tree

An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.

Yeah, all you have to do is hang a left after the Penis Tree and you'll be on Kennesaw Avenue.

by Wallis Fuller September 07, 2006

Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

by Tyler Sla January 14, 2025