Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Poseidonskid

Esme

Gods where do I even start... she is the god damn best being in the whole fucking world. She works hard to get things done and is very reliable she loves the environment and nature and wants to help people in as many ways possible she is a HUGE geek and loves books and video games she has a couple close friends that she loves a shit ton she is very creative and the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen she is so sexy and everyone wants her and she is very Chivalrous but if you cross her she could beat you up so bad you wouldn’t be able to stand up for a month if you piss her off she will roast you and she will roast you good

I love you so so much Esme <3

P1: who’s that astonishing person over there?
P2: That’s Esme, she is the best

by Poseidonskid October 9, 2018

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Jed

A kid that loved nature and then got glued to his xbox. Has a specialty of pissing people off.

Person 1: where’s Jed I thought he would go on this camping trip?
Person 2: no he is to busy play Xbox, man he really pisses me off!

by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018

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Lily

Backstabbing son of a bitch who only cares about drawing attention to themselves and they lie a whole shit ton and they deny that they have. All in all they are a huge asshole.

Person 1: Omg Lily told me that she lives in a mansion.
Person 2: That’s a lie she lives in a tiny house that has cracks in the walls.

by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018

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Annabelle

A girl you were close with but whenever you do something wrong on accident she is a devil. She says you blame her for everything and that you are a whiny bitch even though you did nothing but help

FUCK YOU ANNABELLE

P1: ugh Annabelle said that I I can’t be her scapegoat for my “bad behavior”
P2: what bad behavior? Your an angel

by Poseidonskid October 9, 2018

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