Definitions by Poseidonskid

Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

Tree penis by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

Annabelle 

A girl you were close with but whenever you do something wrong on accident she is a devil. She says you blame her for everything and that you are a whiny bitch even though you did nothing but help

FUCK YOU ANNABELLE

P1: ugh Annabelle said that I I can’t be her scapegoat for my “bad behavior”
P2: what bad behavior? Your an angel

Annabelle by Poseidonskid October 9, 2018

Charles 

Likes to be called Charley by other people, Only good friends get to call him Charles. He is a huge geek that loves video games and loves to read. He is amazing at video games and know tons about them, he also loves jokes and puns and is hilarious. He doesn’t take any shit and doesn’t give a fuck about any drama. He is the most amazing friend and if you find a Charles you better keep them because they are majestic.

P1: “Fill your shovels up here!”
Charles: “Get a job hippies!”

Charles by Poseidonskid October 9, 2018

Esme 

Gods where do I even start... she is the god damn best being in the whole fucking world. She works hard to get things done and is very reliable she loves the environment and nature and wants to help people in as many ways possible she is a HUGE geek and loves books and video games she has a couple close friends that she loves a shit ton she is very creative and the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen she is so sexy and everyone wants her and she is very Chivalrous but if you cross her she could beat you up so bad you wouldn’t be able to stand up for a month if you piss her off she will roast you and she will roast you good

I love you so so much Esme <3

P1: who’s that astonishing person over there?
P2: That’s Esme, she is the best

Esme by Poseidonskid October 9, 2018

Annabelle 

A bitch that thinks you are at fault for everything and calls you a bitch for doing everything while they do nothing

Annabelle just called me a bitch for being mad that she didn’t help with the presentation at all!

Annabelle by Poseidonskid October 8, 2018

Lily 

Backstabbing son of a bitch who only cares about drawing attention to themselves and they lie a whole shit ton and they deny that they have. All in all they are a huge asshole.

Person 1: Omg Lily told me that she lives in a mansion.
Person 2: That’s a lie she lives in a tiny house that has cracks in the walls.

Lily by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018

Car 

A vroom vroom vroom and a beep beep beep

Vroom vroom beep beep said the car

Car by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018