by Doublyk November 09, 2022
Spoony is a highly offensive swear word originating from Iran. It refers to an especially hairy individual, with the implication that during the conception of this individual some sperm spilt onto a rug on the floor. The father, not wishing his semen to go to waste, uses a spoon to return the semen to its rightful position, but, in so doing, unwittingly transfers some hair from the rug. Thus, the resulting individual is especially hairy.
by Daniel Samani August 09, 2019
by Lanaxreece July 08, 2018
When something is found to be weird or trippy usually by someone who is on a lot of drugs.
Spoony things can cause a person to spoon out. (spooning out)
You can also refer to a person as a 'spooner' if they are acting spoony.
Spoony things can cause a person to spoon out. (spooning out)
You can also refer to a person as a 'spooner' if they are acting spoony.
Seriously, why is eveyrone in this club wearing glasses...I'm spooning out so much
Stop being such a spooner, Janey
That is the spooniest fuking thing...everyone wis wearing really spoony masks.
Stop being such a spooner, Janey
That is the spooniest fuking thing...everyone wis wearing really spoony masks.
by Elizaaaaaaaa December 23, 2008
A satisfying, comforting feeling that arises when, two or more elements fit together perfectly, or a cavity is filled completely by an inversely proportionate object.
Two people lying in bed, their bodies perfectly aligned, one slightly smaller cupped into the curve of the other. That's spoony.
by Spoony Spoonerson February 14, 2006
A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness.
It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well.
It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate.
For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.
It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well.
It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate.
For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.
Skylar: It's a low spoons day today, I don't think I'll go out.
Fallon: You're a spoonie? I didn't know. Well, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Can I do anything for you?
Fallon: You're a spoonie? I didn't know. Well, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Can I do anything for you?
by kyerowan February 10, 2014
Spoonies are people that live with chronic illness; theoretically measuring personal daily abilities much as one would measure the proper amount of spoons needed for an event or occasion... sometimes having an abundance, other times coming up short.
by SansNom75 October 13, 2009