Trebuchets glory

When you fart and the only person to smell it is the person across the room

“Timothy just got hit with the trebuchets glory”

Trebuchets glory by Jewslayer762 December 16, 2020

trebuchet

A superior piece of medieval siege weaponry which is capable of hurling ninety kilogram projectiles over a distance of three hundred metres using a one-tonne counterweight. Capable of smashing castle walls with ease, unlike those inferior catapults.

Plebeian: The catapult is the best piece of siege weaponry in history.
Dominus: Can it hurl 90kg projectiles over 300m using a counterweight?
Plebeian: No...
Dominus: Then the trebuchet is vastly superior.

trebuchet by AVeryMadIrishman November 14, 2016

eskimo trebuchet 

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?

- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.

eskimo trebuchet by Labooty February 2, 2009

Danish Trebuchet 

Verb~ The act of masturbating until the point of climax with the penis between your legs and pointed backwards. Upon climax, one releases said penis, causing a "trebuchet" like motion and fires the ejaculate onto ones own face.

Brad: what did you do last night buddy?

Carl: I watched some SOA and then performed the

Danish trebuchet before lights out.

Brad: Oh my god, did you vomit?

Carl: yes.

Danish Trebuchet by Davids Towels October 25, 2014

trebuchet

A category of hurling device (catapult), consisting of a large beam, a sling, a counterwieght, and a frame. The beem is mounted to the frame by an axle about 1/3rd to 1/5th from one end. A sling is attached to the long end of this beam and a counterweight to the shorter end. The machine is then cocked by pulling the longer end of the beam or throwing arm downward and locking it with some sort of trigger system. Upon release, the counterweight pulls on the short end of the beam causing the long end to swing upward and forward, followed by the sling. The sling then releases the projectile and hurls it toward the unfortunate target, whatever it may be.

"My trebuchet killed Ms. Johnson's cat."
"Freakin' sweet! Can I borrow it sometime?"

trebuchet by bfesser August 28, 2005

trebuchet

The act of removing a mans underwear whilst he has an erection. As the waistband slides down the erect penis, the penis will abruptly fly up, smacking the man in the stomach like a medieval catapult or "trebuchet."

Katie took Clays pants off so fast his trebuchet scared the shit out of her.

trebuchet by claberdy May 29, 2011

Loading the Trebuchet

Another of the thousands of euphemisms that describe male masterbation. The term comes from the act of loading a catapult like medieval weapon called a trebuchet which used counterweights, and mechanical advantage to hurl things long distances.

Sally caught Dave loading the trebuchet to a Britney Spears music video and immediately dumped him.

Loading the Trebuchet by Petrodono November 5, 2005