grannypants

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the definition of uncool pants.
usually baggy and old, the kind you wear for comfort and not for looks.
mostly grey as a result of bad washing, usually stretched with age and often seriously lacking elastic.
pants that i would be devastated to be caught wearing in the throws of fondling.

'my god those are one hella grannypants she got hanging out there!'

grannypants by shmurgally <3 December 9, 2008

Words you can keep

Trannypants

Term of endearment for a transexual or transgender individual. May also refer to wide legged sequin trousers.

Hey trannypants, fancy going on a day trip to London?

Trannypants by TheKaspersky July 5, 2011

Grandpants

An old man who fought the Japs in WWII and sends you $100 dollar checks which signify the approximate amount of love directed at you. Carries the name "Grandpants" due to the high position of the Sears Docker Elastic pants he wears above his hip bones. He also loves Spaghetti and Meatballs at Dinos, hates awkwardness and negroes. Favorite phrase is "Ehh your a good kid Brendan, I live next store to the niggers."

Synonyms: (Crampon, Pants-Pants, Grandpon, Uhhh Mary)

Grandpants called, he said we have to go to the holy immaculate feast of St. Anthony's for clams and buttered shit.

Grandpants by Gauchacj November 21, 2011

gravypants

possibly the worst thing that could happen to you in public, a combination between shart (shit and fart) and diarhea = gravypants (the gravy your mother cooks for you in mentioned pants

Jimbo- Fuck, Jeeves, I think I sharted but its really juicy.
Jeeves- Well Jimbo, that means you have gravypants.

gravypants by shringadingading June 18, 2006

granny pants

Any pair of women's pants that are "uncool" because they look like something your mom or grandma would wear. This often includes "relaxed fit" jeans, jeans that taper down to the ankles, anything in a old-school floral pattern, anything TOO stretchy, etc.

1) I was wearing granny pants and some girl teased me in the hallway.

granny pants by andriod5 January 13, 2006

Granny pants

In the UK, granny pants are particularly large women's underwear.
These are the sort of knickers that are featured in Bridget Jones' Diary.

"I ran out of thongs so I had to wear my granny pants today."

"It was so embarrassing. My trousers fell down and the whole world was staring at my granny pants."

Granny pants by EverybodyLovesABritishGirl May 23, 2008

Grantypants

A grantypants is a male slut and someone who allows anyone into their pants.l and grants anyone and anything access into their pants.

He's such a "grantypants" .

Male slut "grantypants" Webb!!!

Grantypants by nighthawlk89 June 29, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026