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grannypants

the definition of uncool pants.
usually baggy and old, the kind you wear for comfort and not for looks.
mostly grey as a result of bad washing, usually stretched with age and often seriously lacking elastic.
pants that i would be devastated to be caught wearing in the throws of fondling.
'my god those are one hella grannypants she got hanging out there!'
grannypants by shmurgally <3 December 9, 2008
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Trannypants 

Term of endearment for a transexual or transgender individual. May also refer to wide legged sequin trousers.
Hey trannypants, fancy going on a day trip to London?
Trannypants by TheKaspersky July 5, 2011

Grandpants

An old man who fought the Japs in WWII and sends you $100 dollar checks which signify the approximate amount of love directed at you. Carries the name "Grandpants" due to the high position of the Sears Docker Elastic pants he wears above his hip bones. He also loves Spaghetti and Meatballs at Dinos, hates awkwardness and negroes. Favorite phrase is "Ehh your a good kid Brendan, I live next store to the niggers."

Synonyms: (Crampon, Pants-Pants, Grandpon, Uhhh Mary)
Grandpants called, he said we have to go to the holy immaculate feast of St. Anthony's for clams and buttered shit.
Grandpants by Gauchacj November 21, 2011

gravypants 

possibly the worst thing that could happen to you in public, a combination between shart (shit and fart) and diarhea = gravypants (the gravy your mother cooks for you in mentioned pants
Jimbo- Fuck, Jeeves, I think I sharted but its really juicy.
Jeeves- Well Jimbo, that means you have gravypants.
gravypants by shringadingading June 18, 2006

granny pants 

Any pair of women's pants that are "uncool" because they look like something your mom or grandma would wear. This often includes "relaxed fit" jeans, jeans that taper down to the ankles, anything in a old-school floral pattern, anything TOO stretchy, etc.
1) I was wearing granny pants and some girl teased me in the hallway.
granny pants by andriod5 January 13, 2006

Granny pants 

In the UK, granny pants are particularly large women's underwear.
These are the sort of knickers that are featured in Bridget Jones' Diary.
"I ran out of thongs so I had to wear my granny pants today."

"It was so embarrassing. My trousers fell down and the whole world was staring at my granny pants."

Grantypants 

A grantypants is a male slut and someone who allows anyone into their pants.l and grants anyone and anything access into their pants.
He's such a "grantypants" .

Male slut "grantypants" Webb!!!
Grantypants by nighthawlk89 June 29, 2020
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