TranSports 

A special league of athletics and sports designed specifically to cater to the sudden spike in trans-women who would like to participate in sporting events where they will not be criticized or accused of taking away from women's special sporting leagues as well as not being a direct threat or cause of unnecessary and excessive physical harm to those naturally born with the biological traits of a woman.

We don't even watch Women's Sports, why would we watch Transports?

TranSports by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024

transpants 

Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.

I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.

transpants by MomFatale May 20, 2012

Transfortation 

A term used when accessing A person's soul growth in correspondence with their big ass.

"That life lesson required some big ass transfortation to jump into the next soul evolution steppage.

Transfortation by TamiFeralFowler December 10, 2020

Tribal Transport 

The preferred method of transport for Ethnic New Zealanders, usually of Pacific Islander origin. Consists of a vehicle capable of moving the whole family or whanau to and from Church , The Social Welfare Office, Court House or KFC, usually a 7 seater plus vehicle such as a Toyota Emina, Mitsubishi Chariot, Mazda Bongo or Nissan Homy.

1. hey bro, check out the tribal transport is that thingslammed or just full of islanders?

2. oi... junior, get in da tribal transport or i gonna smash you.

Tribal Transport by zealist November 9, 2009

high-transport

When you are high and standing around with in a group of people. Then all of a sudden you realize you all just moved to a different location.

Your positions don't really change but you notice that you moved based on your surroundings.

It only counts if you can't remember the thought process that brought you to where you are.

"Dude weren't we just by that tree?"
"Yeah man we just high-transported"

"I don't remember moving here, we must have high-transported."

"Weren't we just by that white thing? We must have high transported."

high-transport by Open Casket April 6, 2010

Transpondster 

The incorrect term used by the character Rachel Greene(Jennifer Aniston) on the television show "Friends" for the job of the character Chandler Bing, a.k.a "Ms. Chnandler Bong" (Matthew Perry). The job has something to do with the WENUS. Which makes Chandler very unhappy.

Ross: What is Chandler Bing's Job?
Rachel: Oh! I know! I know! He's a...a...he's a transpondster!
Monica: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!!

Transpondster by Alex Stringer November 9, 2005

Transport Inspector 

A Western Australian heavy vehicle enforcement officer who is both insecure and anally retentive. Most likely beaten up repeatedly when they`were a child, this collection of winners patrol the highways and byways of WA making cunts of themselves then high-fiving each other and boasting about how big their cocks are.

Transport Inspector: May I see your licence and permit please?

Truckie: Get fucked.

Transport Inspector by juanchavez November 13, 2010