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transporter 

A guy who accompanies girls to every location they need to go - i.e. malls, bathrooms, kithchens, to their boyfriends etc- except to himself. They are docters in the art of being friend-zoned and have mastered the doctrine of high hopes in escaping it.
Guy1: That dude over there probably has all the girls druling at his feet
Guy2: Worry not my good man, he's only a transporter.
transporter by TaffelDoek October 5, 2016
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transporter 

hooker, whore, or ho. See hooker, whore, ho
"I'm outa order, I turn your only daughter into a transporter" - 50 Cent
transporter by tony2time June 25, 2005

Transporter 

The Star Trek teleportation machine that ‘beams’ people to Planets and ‘Scotty’ beams the people back to the Star Ship.
Help! I’m stuck on Planet Earth !! Use the Transporter to ‘Beam me up Scotty’
Transporter by Ghetto man November 13, 2021

transporter animalcule 

a small animal walking on 4 legs (looks pretty similar to a spider)
transporter animalcules are essentiall for shifting panama-island planets
3 transporter animalcules lived in a 3room-blackhole
transporter animalcule by A_CH_R April 26, 2003

Coming out of the Transporter 

The acknowledgment of one's secret love for all things Star Trek.
GQMF 1 - I'm finally coming out of the transporter & getting a Trek tattoo!

GQMF 2 - Awesome, sci-five!

Bi-Drive Recreational All-Terrain Transporter 

Brat, Truck car seat back fun mobile

it go vroom vroom

Subaru
"What is that car sound"

"a car fuckin dumbass"

"no its a truck"

"ACTUALLY, ITS A Bi-Drive Recreational All-Terrain Transporter"

*they all get run over, dont stand on roads*

Brat; "vroom vroom brap brap sounds"

Cosby Transporter 

The act of gaping your partners anus wide enough to deposit ones feces inside. Soon after the reciever will continue this process on a fellow parter. This will continue until the feces reaches its final destination.
"That ass was so gaping that I could've done a Cosby Transporter"
Cosby Transporter by d.m.n. October 22, 2006
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
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