Traintard

When you get on the wrong train. You're a Train-retard (traintard)Made even worse when you're mistake costs you more money and time.

ahhhhhhh, I was supposed to get on the Livingston train and this one is going to Paisley, man I'm such a Traintard

by Kirstyphoenix August 2, 2010

traitard

An individual that you entrusted and was stupid enough to stab you in the back.

After running away from home at seventeen and severely screwing their parents over big time the traitard waited several years and then thought it was okay to deal with them again.

by jpg3 November 11, 2011

trigtard

A combination of the words “triggered” and “retard” someone who gets way too easily offended over every little thing. Unfortunately for us, society is full of them and now you can’t even look at someone without them getting offended. Similar to libtard

-If Donald Trump deported all the illegals and trigtards, everyone in the US would finally be able to live in harmony.

Devin: Hey Steph you going to the dance this Friday?
Steph: Excuse me? Did you just assume my interests? Just because I am a woman does not mean I am into dancing! Uuuugh how could you be so rude to ask me something like that??!!! Omg I’m gonna make sure you never hurt another woman again!
Devin: I just asked you a question. Don’t be such a trigtard.

Protestors: Donald Trump is not our president!
Donald Trump: hahahaha stupid trigtards I’m gonna take away all your government benefits and make you work for a living.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx September 30, 2018

Braintard

well educated professional, who makes stupid, illogical decisions in the workplace. Often decisions that are unproductive or cause themselves to look foolish.

We dont know where any of the project files are because the braintard the company hired fired all the project managers as part of his cost cutting scheme.

by Fabulous Bitch July 29, 2007

Trimtard

In aviation maintenance, a trimtard is a mechanic that is tasked to put together the interior portions of an aircraft, thought to be brain numbing work, ie: passenger seats, carpet, window shades, ceiling panels, side panels. (Trim is the generic word for the interior furnishings of an aircraft...)

Lead Mech: Where's the trimtard?? The spark chaser needs these stupid ceiling panels removed to get to the wire bundle to run this wire in...

Spark chaser: He's over there putting the PAX seats in...

Lead Mech: Trimtard!!!!! Help this cone head remove these ceiling panels.

Trimtard: ok, lemme just finish these last 30 seats...

Spark chaser: I'll fucking do it..... It'll be quicker if I just fucking do it!!!

by Flyby1000 December 19, 2010

free trialtard

Someone who is such a tard, they think that a free trial costs money.

I tried giving Jeff a free 2 week discord nitro trial, but the free trialtard bitched about the cost and xozaku'd my present.

by MikeTheIncel May 20, 2023

Tannussy Traintracks

When a homosexual man with the surname "Tannous" is penetrating themselves in the middle of a traintrack with a stick on dildo.

I love to caress my cock and balls over the Tannussy Traintracks video.

by HentaiEnthusiast March 14, 2023