Transtard
Their behavior in the wild is mostly erratic and obnoxious, despite not being a member of the Caninae family, sometimes they can make barking noises (and often in groups), especially if they are offended or are attacking the predator, but also often to attract attention.
Their hair color mostly ranges from green to purple. It is speculated that they've developed it to keep off potential predators, but at the same time, the downside of this is that it also keeps away potential mates, unless they look the same.
They almost always adorn themselves with piercings, which can be found in all sorts of places on their bodies. It also helps them identify other members.
and they'd rather live in packs. They have a problem assimilating to a new environment, so they rarely make companions outside their packs.
Unlike most mammals, they best thrive in closed environments with their noses in front of their cellphones, which they commonly use for TikTok, where they can find the others or download a new personality and signal their presence. They can also perform ritual dances there (in the honor of Holy Biden and the Holy Biden Administration)
Because of the structure of their brains, they are highly susceptible to illnesses and disorders such as NPD, BPD, DID, schizophrenia, and autism, although often, to attract attention, they pretend to have one.
They've mostly populated North America and the Western Hemisphere, but they can be found in the West of Europe as well.
Their hair color mostly ranges from green to purple. It is speculated that they've developed it to keep off potential predators, but at the same time, the downside of this is that it also keeps away potential mates, unless they look the same.
They almost always adorn themselves with piercings, which can be found in all sorts of places on their bodies. It also helps them identify other members.
and they'd rather live in packs. They have a problem assimilating to a new environment, so they rarely make companions outside their packs.
Unlike most mammals, they best thrive in closed environments with their noses in front of their cellphones, which they commonly use for TikTok, where they can find the others or download a new personality and signal their presence. They can also perform ritual dances there (in the honor of Holy Biden and the Holy Biden Administration)
Because of the structure of their brains, they are highly susceptible to illnesses and disorders such as NPD, BPD, DID, schizophrenia, and autism, although often, to attract attention, they pretend to have one.
They've mostly populated North America and the Western Hemisphere, but they can be found in the West of Europe as well.
Their traditional Gods are often Biden and Obama, but they can also worship Karl Marx. Their skin color is almost always white, but they are often prone to self-hatred, which is often the result of their religious and traditional values, of the Transtards, which they aim to spread, starting from the youngest age.
They also have a 'victim pyramid'. At the top of their social hierarchy, there are the most (ironically) 'oppressed' individuals. The more of a minority you are, the more respect they regard you with. At the bottom of the pyramid, there are males, heterosexual individuals, Caucasian people and Christians. They also have a 'privilege counter', and they often decide how much privilege you have. Ironically, those at the bottom of their pyramid are believed to be born evil, racist and bigoted.
They are also very vocal and ferocious, often threatening violence or worse things, but are also a very hypocritical species, accusing people of being national socialists. They also have a Cultural Appropriation Police, but at the same time, they often enjoy fetishizing Asians or claiming to be 000.1% Italian.
They have a very rich, colorful and vibrant attire, as opposed to their brain. Their brain isn't as big as their vocabulary of words ending with "-ist" and "-phobic". Due to their ferociousness and aggressiveness, it is best to be wary when dealing with them, as they often, when are close to defeat, call members of their pack and cancel you on Twitter.
They also have a 'victim pyramid'. At the top of their social hierarchy, there are the most (ironically) 'oppressed' individuals. The more of a minority you are, the more respect they regard you with. At the bottom of the pyramid, there are males, heterosexual individuals, Caucasian people and Christians. They also have a 'privilege counter', and they often decide how much privilege you have. Ironically, those at the bottom of their pyramid are believed to be born evil, racist and bigoted.
They are also very vocal and ferocious, often threatening violence or worse things, but are also a very hypocritical species, accusing people of being national socialists. They also have a Cultural Appropriation Police, but at the same time, they often enjoy fetishizing Asians or claiming to be 000.1% Italian.
They have a very rich, colorful and vibrant attire, as opposed to their brain. Their brain isn't as big as their vocabulary of words ending with "-ist" and "-phobic". Due to their ferociousness and aggressiveness, it is best to be wary when dealing with them, as they often, when are close to defeat, call members of their pack and cancel you on Twitter.
Transtard by t00c00lforscho00l October 23, 2023
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