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Traft
Someone who moves with a limp or falls alot. Can also mean a mediocre size of cracks on part of a habitat.
Traft by MarbleG_Weeeee December 25, 2024
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traft • trafting • Trafton • Trafty • Geist of Saint Traft • taft • Tractor • Traf • tractor pull • taftie
Geist of Saint Traft
Originating from a Magic: The Gathering card, Geist of Saint Traft is an old male ghost with a harem of hot young sexy angels.
Did you see Geist of Saint Traft this combat step? He's hooking up with yet another different angel. What a transparent slut...
Oh, you're playing Geist of Saint Traft as your commander? Everyone, let's gang up on the angel harem player before it gets out of hand.
Oh, you're playing Geist of Saint Traft as your commander? Everyone, let's gang up on the angel harem player before it gets out of hand.
Geist of Saint Traft by YetAnotherLonelyPhysicist August 17, 2019
Traffic Calming Measure
This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
Traffic Calming Measure by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016
Bingley Tractor
Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor
Bingley Tractor by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking
A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking is a successful cause because it has proven that spreading awareness uncovers the perpetrators.
Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking by urban savage March 28, 2019
mawdesley tractor
Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.
mawdesley tractor by jjpwfelli December 30, 2015
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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