traft

A penis that is completely covered in hair, all the way down the shaft and on the head.

Paul Shaer shaves his traft every morning, but by lunch it is full of hair once again.

by Baschii January 27, 2007

Traft

Someone who moves with a limp or falls alot. Can also mean a mediocre size of cracks on part of a habitat.

The Building had many Trafts on its sharp roof.

by MarbleG_Weeeee December 25, 2024

Geist of Saint Traft

Originating from a Magic: The Gathering card, Geist of Saint Traft is an old male ghost with a harem of hot young sexy angels.

Did you see Geist of Saint Traft this combat step? He's hooking up with yet another different angel. What a transparent slut...

Oh, you're playing Geist of Saint Traft as your commander? Everyone, let's gang up on the angel harem player before it gets out of hand.

by YetAnotherLonelyPhysicist August 17, 2019

Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

Bingley Tractor

A Filipino pulling a plough

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking is a successful cause because it has proven that spreading awareness uncovers the perpetrators.

by urban savage March 28, 2019

mawdesley tractor

A large, luxury SUV. Driven exclusively by upper middle class snobbish pricks.

Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.

by jjpwfelli December 30, 2015