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Toted

you have taken an exceeded amount of xanax bars
boy "i'm so toted i can't see straight"

boy "Your such a tote"
by BL0DR04LLD4Y January 12, 2011
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Toledo Raspberry

When one sex partner cums in the anus of the other participant. Then that person spreads his/her ass cheeks and proceeds to spray fart a combination of poo and semen in the ejaculators face.
"Damn Tony, that was the best Toledo raspberry. It looks like I have freckles"
by Don Keedic April 27, 2014
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totes retar

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.
by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017
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camel toed sea-pig

A female -type person who not only walks around with a 'camel-toe' most of the time , but is also overweight and looks like a 'pig' that could float- ergo- the 'sea pig' descriptive portion...
The female person's pants were so tight, and her wieght, so out of control, that she took on the appearance of a" camel toed sea-pig "....
by davethewave2 August 19, 2010
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toledo shuffle

To purposely stall or take up time unnecessarily while describing a word or phrase in the game Catch Phrase.
Brad's trying the Toledo Shuffle again, but that crap rarely works.
by Kidtango December 29, 2017
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Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016
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Toked Out

by Dwhacko February 11, 2008
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