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A person in a state of permanent intellectual delirium, induced by repeatedly overdosing on ethanol and/or other mind-altering substances. First observed in the bars of Kampala, though location can be subject to variation. Not to be confused with a village idiot, as the latter generally displays a higher degree of self-awareness.
This guy seems to have fallen into a drunken stupor.

No bro, he’s just a tostado.
Tostado by lugambo August 25, 2022

Pan tostado 

Pan tostado is an expression that someone use when they want to make reference to the soldiers that work for free in the southern lands of the Caucasian Afghanistan. The expression can also be a reference to a journalist that is lost in the war.
Xavier is a Pan Tostado, we have to send our regards to his family.

Nada Tostada 

-There is nothing going on over here on my side of town.
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-Bro, what are you up to?
-Nada Tostada Homie!
Nada Tostada by Sel-Block August 22, 2015

Hijo de la tostada 

Directly translates as, “son of the tostada”. Usually is said in replacement to son of a bitch.
Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.

Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!
noun-A tostada made from a broken taco shell.
When you go to Taco Bell and order a tostada, but it's made from a broken taco shell instead of a tostada shell because they ran out of tostada shells.

"I ordered a tostada, and they gave me a tostaco"
Tostaco by Lenny Pierce January 5, 2009
A vagina that is Wider than it is Deep. The female form of Chode/Pud (depending on which word you use for a penis that is wider than it is long - like a can of tuna)
It gets difficult going balls deep on Jessica's tostada sometimes.
Tostada by Dominic Ciccodicola January 20, 2007