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Tostado
A person in a state of permanent intellectual delirium, induced by repeatedly overdosing on ethanol and/or other mind-altering substances. First observed in the bars of Kampala, though location can be subject to variation. Not to be confused with a village idiot, as the latter generally displays a higher degree of self-awareness.
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Tostado • Tostado_ • Pan tostado • Tostada • Toastado • Tostaco • american tostada • Beafy Tostada • Boston Tostada • Nada Tostada
Pan tostado
Pan tostado is an expression that someone use when they want to make reference to the soldiers that work for free in the southern lands of the Caucasian Afghanistan. The expression can also be a reference to a journalist that is lost in the war.
Pan tostado by handledeeznuts333 April 19, 2022
Nada Tostada
Nada Tostada by Sel-Block August 22, 2015
Hijo de la tostada
Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.
Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!
Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!
Hijo de la tostada by palabras sabias February 28, 2018
Tostaco
When you go to Taco Bell and order a tostada, but it's made from a broken taco shell instead of a tostada shell because they ran out of tostada shells.
"I ordered a tostada, and they gave me a tostaco"
"I ordered a tostada, and they gave me a tostaco"
Tostaco by Lenny Pierce January 5, 2009
Tostada
A vagina that is Wider than it is Deep. The female form of Chode/Pud (depending on which word you use for a penis that is wider than it is long - like a can of tuna)
Tostada by Dominic Ciccodicola January 20, 2007
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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