Pud

A human male's penis

We're so worried about little Billy. The other day his sister caught him playing with his pud.

by Miguel du Bris November 11, 2003

Pud

1. The male penis
2. A lazy, useless, or very weak person.

1. I lost my girlfriend, so now i have to wack my pud.
2. He just sits around all day like a little pud.

by PIMP May 16, 2007

Pud

Penis.
Usually used when someone is being an idiot.

You sir... are a Pud

by Super Sexy Boogeyman Slaya December 03, 2010

Pud

A very prissy, weak man of no masculine character at all. Totally void of toughness.

John wad is such a pud.

by Dynodikk June 09, 2009

Pud

The one loser in every group of friends.
The butt-end of every joke.
A 26-year old virgin.
A person without gender.

"Look at that Pud hangin with those guys."
"What has titties and walks like a penguin? Pud!"

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Pud

soft. cum-riddled, post-sex male penis

Cole- How was your night last night?

Andrew- Oh dude it was great, I had this hot blonde and did my thang but got pud afterwards :/
David- Lolz
Holden- Teehee

by bloodyrebel December 28, 2011

Pud

from "pudendum," originally a shortened reference to the female genitalia

She spread her legs, exposing her hairy pud.

by Joey B. Goode August 04, 2003