We're so worried about little Billy. The other day his sister caught him playing with his pud.
by Miguel du Bris November 11, 2003
Get the Pud mug.
1. The male penis
2. A lazy, useless, or very weak person.
1. I lost my girlfriend, so now i have to wack my pud.
2. He just sits around all day like a little pud.
by PIMP May 3, 2007
Get the Pud mug.
Usually used when someone is being an idiot.
You sir... are a Pud
by Super Sexy Boogeyman Slaya December 2, 2010
Get the Pud mug.
The one loser in every group of friends.
The butt-end of every joke.
A 26-year old virgin.
A person without gender.
"Look at that Pud hangin with those guys."
"What has titties and walks like a penguin? Pud!"
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
Get the Pud mug.
A very prissy, weak man of no masculine character at all. Totally void of toughness.
John wad is such a pud.
by Dynodikk June 9, 2009
Get the Pud mug.
soft. cum-riddled, post-sex male penis
Cole- How was your night last night?

Andrew- Oh dude it was great, I had this hot blonde and did my thang but got pud afterwards :/
David- Lolz
Holden- Teehee
by bloodyrebel December 26, 2011
Get the Pud mug.
The fat part of an animal's chin.
If you scratch my cat's pud he'll bite you.
by Buckminster Reed May 22, 2005
Get the Pud mug.