Toastado 

censored version of roastado. You can also say Tostito (like the chips) for an extra censored version.

The teachers dont want us saying roastado, so now I just use toastado.

Toastado by hazyy! January 26, 2019

Pan tostado 

Pan tostado is an expression that someone use when they want to make reference to the soldiers that work for free in the southern lands of the Caucasian Afghanistan. The expression can also be a reference to a journalist that is lost in the war.

Xavier is a Pan Tostado, we have to send our regards to his family.

Pan tostado by handledeeznuts333 April 19, 2022

Toastanomology

toastanomology: (noun) the study of toast in the sky when launched as a projectile into orbit as well as pre-existing toast found in the universe that came from God's toaster.

Second Definition: Unsober text attempt to write "astronomy"

Is that a comet? Toastanomologist: "No! You would know that's French Toast if you studied Toastanomology."

Toastanomology by Cielo Llorando February 21, 2011

Tostado 

A person in a state of permanent intellectual delirium, induced by repeatedly overdosing on ethanol and/or other mind-altering substances. First observed in the bars of Kampala, though location can be subject to variation. Not to be confused with a village idiot, as the latter generally displays a higher degree of self-awareness.

This guy seems to have fallen into a drunken stupor.

No bro, he’s just a tostado.

Tostado by lugambo August 25, 2022

tostadocrastination

This is when you're watching TV and you have a bag of tostados and the dip, and you procrastinate opening it because you don't want to miss whats on TV.

I am procrastinating right now, by entering this definition for tostadocrastination.

tostadocrastination by Adel7 March 28, 2009

Toastaroastin 

For something to be good. A term used to start up conversation. Something people shout out to get attention. A feeling or emotion.

Hey! That catch was toastaroastin.
Boy: TOASTAROASTIN!
Girl: What?
Boy: Hi whats your name?
Jim: Hey dude how are you?
Bob: Pretty toastaroastin, you?

Toastaroastin by Connor1414 January 28, 2009

toastaroastin 

fly, sweet, ballin, studdin
a term used to describe something

Damn that shot was toastaroastin.

toastaroastin by Connorpk March 25, 2009