Tostada

A vagina that is Wider than it is Deep. The female form of Chode/Pud (depending on which word you use for a penis that is wider than it is long - like a can of tuna)

It gets difficult going balls deep on Jessica's tostada sometimes.

by Dominic Ciccodicola January 20, 2007

tostada

The best item to order at Taco Bell. Its pretty cheap and is meatless!!! just beans, lettuce, cheese and taco sauce on a flat, corn, hard tortilla. oh yeah!!!

that tostada is really tasty!!!!

by annieWaits January 27, 2009

Tostada

The skinny nasty ass hispanic ugly female that is in the group of girls at a club.

Hey she's got glasses, bad acne, and weighs 50 pounds, but I'll still do her.
Nah man, she's a total tostada.

by icoflib July 1, 2010

Tostada

An unfolded Taco

That Tostada is an unfolded taco.

by SlimJimXavierTostada January 21, 2021

Nada Tostada

-There is nothing going on over here on my side of town.
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-Bro, what are you up to?
-Nada Tostada Homie!

by Sel-Block August 22, 2015

Hijo de la tostada

Directly translates as, “son of the tostada”. Usually is said in replacement to son of a bitch.

Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.

Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!

by palabras sabias February 28, 2018

american tostada

The shitty new CD by Greed Day!

Top with beans and cheese - then microwave!

Then feed that shit to your dog or your enemy.

by WORST Green Day CD EVER ! ! ! September 28, 2004