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Toshitba 

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
Toshitba by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013
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Toshita ist super cool
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Person A: "Hey, i got a new car!"
Person B: "Topshit, dude!"
topshit by RUBBERGUN September 5, 2005
The act of anything Thomas-like or Tom-like that hurts others. Tomshit also includes selfish narcissistic tendencies.
Tomshit examples include: Tom Cat; having sexual intercourse and relationships with more than one partner; tomfoolery; messing around, Doubting Thomas; thinking everyone else is an idiot, Tomming around; cheater, Tom Thumb; sticks in his thumb and three fingers for his own self gratification; Tom Turkey, male jerk; Peeping Tom, out right pervert, especially enjoys inappropriate porn.
tomshit by Totally The Expert September 4, 2011
A girl who has not tossed somebody off or jerked somebody off still has her tossity. Like virginity, only to do with hands and dicks
girl 1: I lost my tossity on Friday!
girl 2: Who did you jerk off?
girl 1: Simon!
Simon: I KNEW it was your first time
tossity by Tamsin x February 17, 2008
A person/animal who steps in shit often, thus rendering his/her toes shitty.
25% of all rednecks are "toeshits". There has yet to be a conclusive study as to exactly how many dogs are toeshits, but many are
toeshit by MessyEssie November 14, 2007