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Toshitba
1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.
2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
Toshitba by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013
Tashitha
A guy with a really really big dick. He get every girl he need and every girl want him. He can be a really good friend but if u mess with him it’s a bad sign he will be the worst enemy u will ever have still he care Abt people every much he is a nice person and a person with a really really big dick
Toshihiro
Toshihiro by Bigboi212169 May 9, 2018
thoshitha
the one whom you'll hate to the core at the beginning but then you'll hate yourself if wouldn't have befriend her despite all the hate. looks tough soft on the inside. very determined, hardworking, very organized in her work, strong about her choices and preferences, vocal about her opinion, a leader who is not bossy instead a very sweet and you'll love working under her leadership.
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