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tosspiece 

Insulting term used to convey a substantial amount of disrespect towards a total wanker
"Fuck off you cock-smoking tosspiece"
tosspiece by Somme Touch November 26, 2002
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Originally a word for someone who is a drunkard, over-fond of ale, of tossing the pot of ale back.

Earliest example of this known is in 16th century Elizabethan English,
Shakespeare's play "Twelfth Night", has the word in the closing part of the play, in Feste's song.

Nice to see it's still used, even if the meaning could be slightly different.
"But when I came unto my beds,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
With toss-pots still had drunken heads,
For the rain it raineth every day."

That Kevin is an effin tosspot, pissed out of his head again.
Tosspot by jack10pen January 1, 2009

tosspottery

Can be defined as an act of folly by an individual or group; exuding a negative yet humorous quality such as: self-indulgence, delusions of grandeur, blind stupidity, beaurocracy, incompetence etc.
Putting on his 'Lighthouse Family' album to get the party started was an act of sheer tosspottery.
tosspottery by jimenycricket April 4, 2010
you fucking tosspot, look what you've gone and done!
tosspot by Phillip Jackson May 23, 2002
A girl who has not tossed somebody off or jerked somebody off still has her tossity. Like virginity, only to do with hands and dicks
girl 1: I lost my tossity on Friday!
girl 2: Who did you jerk off?
girl 1: Simon!
Simon: I KNEW it was your first time
tossity by Tamsin x February 17, 2008
Basically, it means that you are a wanker.
Tom P: i fink im soo c00l bruvva!1!!
Me: You tosspot.