Definitions by MessyEssie

Puss-E-vac (pussyvac) 

When ones cock is so big, that once inserted into a vagine, it leaves no room for anything else, not even air! The insertion causes mass and rapid evacuation of all the air, resulting in a somewhat awkward sound (a pussy evacuation)

"I swear, I didn't fart.. "
"Yeah I know... Puss-E-vac (pussyvac) :)"
"???"

Puss-E-vac (pussyvac) by MessyEssie February 5, 2010

Bastardfuck 

An ignorant, fatherless, piece of shit - bastardfuck

Tom Cruise is a bastardfuck.

Bastardfuck by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

boinkhole 

To be hit, via a poke, punch, kick or shot, directly in the asshole, causing severe discomfort. Can be pronounced - "boink-hole", but if you want more character, combine the k and h - "kh" giving it a slight horking sound.

chris crocker gave me a boinkhole.

boinkhole by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

toeshit 

A person/animal who steps in shit often, thus rendering his/her toes shitty.

25% of all rednecks are "toeshits". There has yet to be a conclusive study as to exactly how many dogs are toeshits, but many are

toeshit by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

weighmoney 

When you get so much money, so fast, that you have to weigh it, otherwise it would take too long to count

I got me some weighmoney!! No I don't, but Sir Richard Branson sure does!

weighmoney by MessyEssie November 14, 2007