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Tortitameans I love you You’re my errrrrthhhang you my booty call you’re my go to you’re my Bonnie and Clyde
You look like a whole tortita
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what you usually name as Tortilla. It's not a tortilla at all, it's a TORTITA. Used in food wrapping,Mexican food especially
I want to have tacos for dinner. So I'll have to buy tortitas.
tortita by HamishFrankie October 20, 2006
Beautiful, intelligent, a rare species.

Great in bed. very sexy and feisty

The perfect woman.
"I wish i was a Torita."
Torita by 3wesa November 2, 2008

Tortitude 

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)
Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
Tortitude by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011

Tortitude 

A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.
Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.
Tortitude by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021

Tortatas 

I love your tortatas.
Tortatas by Zero Refinements March 22, 2016
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