Tortada

When a guy is going down on a girl, and during the throws of passion he becomes inverted and his nose ends up in her butthole.

Man, I was eating my girlfriend out, and my nose ended up in her crack. That tortada was no bueno.

by the royal tortada April 26, 2010

Nada Tostada

-There is nothing going on over here on my side of town.
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-Bro, what are you up to?
-Nada Tostada Homie!

by Sel-Block August 22, 2015

Hijo de la tostada

Directly translates as, “son of the tostada”. Usually is said in replacement to son of a bitch.

Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.

Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!

by palabras sabias February 28, 2018

Tortatas

male breasts

I love your tortatas.

by Zero Refinements March 22, 2016

tornadahoe

The type of chick who leaves a path of destruction in her wake.

My girl lost her mind yesterday, went tornadahoe mode on the house and completely trashed the place.

by Yodal34 July 6, 2022

Tostada

A vagina that is Wider than it is Deep. The female form of Chode/Pud (depending on which word you use for a penis that is wider than it is long - like a can of tuna)

It gets difficult going balls deep on Jessica's tostada sometimes.

by Dominic Ciccodicola January 20, 2007

american tostada

The shitty new CD by Greed Day!

Top with beans and cheese - then microwave!

Then feed that shit to your dog or your enemy.

by WORST Green Day CD EVER ! ! ! September 28, 2004