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Beautiful, intelligent, a rare species.

Great in bed. very sexy and feisty

The perfect woman.
"I wish i was a Torita."
Torita by 3wesa November 2, 2008
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Posh British twats mainly from the south of the UK who support the Conservative party and hate the Labour Party. Basically they are racist, greedy and posh stuck up shits who like Borris Noncen
Tories: oh up north they are highly uncivilized.
Northerners: Tories, twats no difference.
Tories by UK DEFINER March 19, 2021
Tories is the colloquial word for supporters of the conservative party in the UK. Historically, the word Tory has also been used for those who support the British monarchy.

It is derived from the middle irish word "tóraidhe", meaning outlaw, robber and pursuit.

Its use is considered abusive, specially if it's used by opponents of the party.
They have been lifelong tories, so it's no suprise they supports the conservatives.
tories by Ernestine Lemmingway November 3, 2007

toritseju 

Toritseju originates from the Itsekiris in Delta state, which means 'God's own is tge greatest of all'. Toritseju is not just a name, it is a movement of Queens and Kings, class, elegance, people who bare Toritseju are very Intelligent, they are mostly introverted and are very extroverted around people they love, they're very caring, neat, respectful, they have a great drive to be successful in whatever they do.
'My name is Toritseju'
Toritse meaning God's own .
Originated in nigeria by the itsekiri's
A talented person blessed in all ways nice , unpredictable , a realist, a secret keeper and electric.
Toritse is amazing

Toritse is God's own
Toritse by Teddy7 May 21, 2019

Tortsneezer 

One who infects another with a cold, flu, or other communicable illness.
The law should have a remedy against a tortsneezer who, either negligently or recklessly, infects another with his illness.
Tortsneezer by Gartholomew February 18, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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