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A person that generally makes your life better without wanting any praise in return
My life is better thanks to toritse
Toritse by Datkiddd111 September 11, 2019

toritseju 

Toritseju originates from the Itsekiris in Delta state, which means 'God's own is tge greatest of all'. Toritseju is not just a name, it is a movement of Queens and Kings, class, elegance, people who bare Toritseju are very Intelligent, they are mostly introverted and are very extroverted around people they love, they're very caring, neat, respectful, they have a great drive to be successful in whatever they do.
'My name is Toritseju'

toritsene 

Also known as Toné or Toe. She is the worst at replying. Absolutely fake. She will ghost you unless your initials are DPP, then she’ll ghost you, come back to life, then die again just so she can ghost you again. Never expect a reply from a Toritsene. Ever. Also has great confidence :)
Person 1: Hey, have you heard back from Toritsene?
Person 2: Of course not. I haven’t gotten a text back from her in years.

Reita Toritsuka 

A perverted spirit medium from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. He oversexualizes the female body and relies on ghosts to try and hit on girls, since no one likes him lmao
Reita Toritsuka's a fucking pervert. No wonder none of the girls at PK Academy like him.
Reita Toritsuka by NG@motherfunker August 22, 2021

Clit-Tortise 

Where a womans clitoris was bitten by a snapping turtle
Hey Chad, did you hear that Brittney got a Clit-Tortise
Clit-Tortise by Searchin4Sus January 24, 2020
Torits the best best egyptian bedwars player let alone best african
Torits by threehours April 7, 2022
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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