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Small Toweling 

Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.
"I have 30 minutes before my show time, just enough time for some 'small toweling'."
Small Toweling by N1N July 25, 2010
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A guy that has the biggest heart and is lovable fool but can be difficult but had the easiest time making friends and has a real flirty side and can be really ugly or really hot and could also mean a god and could be referring to reign over everybody
Toreign is a god
Toreign by victor beast December 5, 2018

Topeling 

to park one's car at an angle but still being in the lines
Dude that's some epic topeling right there, i don't think you could be any more croocked
Topeling by Prophet pj August 2, 2010
Hot ass guy that gets all the lady, bitches and hoes his cock or dick is 12 inches and he is the best at fucking girls and having sex he is not gay or Homosexual
Toreign is the best

Toreign ur hot
Toreign by victor beast February 26, 2019
The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towelie is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.
"Towelie, you're the worst character ever" - You're so not! :)

"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.

"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!

Toeliosis 

When a person has ugly, crooked toes that cross over each other
OMG, Dude!! You have toeliosis!!
Toeliosis by DavidinKY April 22, 2011