toefuck
As Tiffany half-heartedly resisted the urge to once again scratch her yeast infection, she recalled a lecture from her high school health class warning about the dangers of being toefucked by someone with athlete's foot.
toefuck by Paul and Anne November 15, 2005
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TongueFuck
To kiss someone passionately with the your tounge as if you're giving oral to them, as moving tongue really fast in someone else's mouth like a vibrator
I was enjoying tonguefucking you!
TongueFuck by Sexguru30 May 11, 2016
tonguefuck
A food or drink that smells utterly rank but tastes quite good. (Ex: Red Bull) It can also be applied to a food or beverage that smells good but tastes quite bad. (ex: laundry detergent, do not try)
person 1: bro, red bull smells hella grody. how does it taste?
person 2: nah brah, red bull's delish. that shit's a tonguefuck
person 2: nah brah, red bull's delish. that shit's a tonguefuck
tonguefuck by hella hyperactive hooligan March 27, 2010
tofurfucken
a traditional vegetarian Thanksgiving dish; consists of tofu turkey (tofurkey) stuffed with tofu duck (tofuck); served with a smug smirk of "aren't-we-better-than-the-meat-eaters"
Carnivore: "What do your people do for the entree at Thanksgiving dinner?"
Vegetarian: "Well, since we don't eat death? You know? Ummm, we eat tofurfucken."
Carnivore: "You're so lame."
Vegetarian: "Well, since we don't eat death? You know? Ummm, we eat tofurfucken."
Carnivore: "You're so lame."
tofurfucken by The Opster November 23, 2011
crusty toefuck
When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.
crusty toefuck by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 21, 2004