toefuck

The act of penetration by one's vagina or anus by a toe.

As Tiffany half-heartedly resisted the urge to once again scratch her yeast infection, she recalled a lecture from her high school health class warning about the dangers of being toefucked by someone with athlete's foot.

by Paul and Anne November 15, 2005

Toefuck

The art of inserting ones toe into the passage of another (usually the anus) for sexual gratification or pleasure

Me and my pals were partying on down in Malia when a boy gave her a quick toefuck from behind. 'Sit on my toe' he yelled

by T03L0V3R September 5, 2013

crusty toefuck

When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.

Nikki is a crusty toefuck.

by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 21, 2004

tomfuckery

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.

An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.

by AWads September 7, 2007

tomfuckery

When your friend does something really fucking stupid and doesn't stop

Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery

Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out

I rip you in half you little shit!

Well come get some old man

Come here you scaly fuck

Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase

NO! all these soul stairs!

by Mirik November 2, 2017

TomFuckery

Similar to “TomFoolery,” but to a much higher extent.

I AM SICK OF YOUR TOMFUCKERY, JOHN.

by voidheart69 March 17, 2020

tomfuckery

Similar to 'tomfoolery' but more extreme.

"Some bastard has just posted cat excrement through my letterbox, this is a serious case of tomfuckery!"

by johnny peach May 24, 2021