tofurfucken

a traditional vegetarian Thanksgiving dish; consists of tofu turkey (tofurkey) stuffed with tofu duck (tofuck); served with a smug smirk of "aren't-we-better-than-the-meat-eaters"

Carnivore: "What do your people do for the entree at Thanksgiving dinner?"

Vegetarian: "Well, since we don't eat death? You know? Ummm, we eat tofurfucken."

Carnivore: "You're so lame."

by The Opster November 23, 2011

tofurducken

It's the vegetarian version of a turducken.

In theory, it's a tofurkey which has been stuffed with mock duck, which has been stuffed with ficken (fake chicken), which has been stuffed with a vegetarian stuffing.

Tofurkey> Mock Duck> Fake Chicken> Stuffing...

I've been asking my vegetarian girlfriend to create a tofurducken for me, but so far it has not happened. Turducken sounds rad, but vegetarians are missing the boat.

by Swintronix April 29, 2010

Turfucken

A turkey, inside a duck, stuffed with a penis. Generally a tradition around thanksgiving.

I cant wait to get to Uncle Bill's house for turkey day. I hear he is making a Turfucken again!

by Bobbyd123 November 23, 2009

turfucken

A perverted and rare sex act where a girl reaches in to her vagina while a man already has his penis inserted and gives him a handjob. Similar to the cunt jackula and rarely seen outside of mexican bordellos or with very enthusiastic porn stars. This act requires that the womans vagina be very dilated and her fingernails be cut fairly short.

James knew that Susan was a bit of a whore but he never expected her to try and fist herself while he was fucking her. He was even more surprised when she started to give him a handjob when he was already balls deep. She called it a turfucken and claimed she had invented it. He would later update his facebook letting everyone know how much he enjoyed it, and that he also passed all his finals so could finally graduate. Too bad he now had $80,000 in debt and no job prospects in this economy.

by Agutuk March 6, 2009

Turfucken

The act of putting a Fleshlight in someone's butt hole and then proceeding to fuck the Fleshlight.

Dude, I gaped Ashley last night and then got my Fleshlight and Turfuckened her.

by SowSadler June 15, 2023

turfucken

A severely fucked up thing or situation. Originated on the Daily Show wth Jon Stewart.

Sudan is a turfucken of a country.

by Ks1994 January 17, 2011

turfucken

when a man gets a handjob from the woman hes fucking while his dick is in her vagina

ed was balls deep when he felt cindys hand reach around and insert itself in her own vagina and start jerking him off. at last, the elusive turfucken. not to be confused with the count jackula

by ebhon February 10, 2009