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Tallahassee Tapout
Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.
Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?
Tallahassee Tapout by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
Related Words
top out • tapout • TopNut • Tupouteisa • TapouT Bitch • Tapout shirt • toposting • [topota] • topothetop • Topottle
TapouT Bitch
Small, weak or otherwise insufficient human beings who wear excessive amounts of TapouT clothing in order to appear tough. Could also be described as a "walking billboard for TapouT." This does not refer to TapouT fans or fight fans who only own 1 or 2 TapouT items.
Person 1: That guy must be a tough fighter because he's dressed head-to-toe in TapouT gear.
Person 2: No, that's just a TapouT Bitch!
Person 2: No, that's just a TapouT Bitch!
TapouT Bitch by TitsMagee10248 January 6, 2009
Extra Smedium Tapout shirt
The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.
Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?
Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!
D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?
Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.
Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!
Normal guy #1: Told you!!
Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!
Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!
D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?
Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.
Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!
Normal guy #1: Told you!!
Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!
Extra Smedium Tapout shirt by normal_guy August 9, 2009
TAPOUT
TAPOUT is a brand of clothing worn By "Bros" And "Douche bags". The main purpose of wearing Tapout Clothing is to distinguish "Douche Bags and Bros" from the normal populous.
Those who Wear this brand of clothing can also be found driving large trucks that there parents have purchased for them.These trucks usually have enormous tires, and suspension, yet have never been "off Road". Another feature is the addition of a large Sticker with the "TAPOUT" logo on the back windshield, Which is used to locate the vehicle in a crowded mall parking lot.A set of Chrome "testicles" may be seen hanging from the tow bar as well.These testicles are the only known Reproductive organ known for those wearing the TAPOUT brand.
Those wearing "TAPOUT" clothing should be avoided at all cost. It has been said that contact with an individual wearing "TAPOUT" clothing can result in irrational rage,Bodily injury, loss of IQ points, Herpes, and gutter mouth. The use of the word"Glammis" "fuck" and "bro" has been recorded as common lingo with Individuals wearing this brand. Please use extreme Caution!
Those who Wear this brand of clothing can also be found driving large trucks that there parents have purchased for them.These trucks usually have enormous tires, and suspension, yet have never been "off Road". Another feature is the addition of a large Sticker with the "TAPOUT" logo on the back windshield, Which is used to locate the vehicle in a crowded mall parking lot.A set of Chrome "testicles" may be seen hanging from the tow bar as well.These testicles are the only known Reproductive organ known for those wearing the TAPOUT brand.
Those wearing "TAPOUT" clothing should be avoided at all cost. It has been said that contact with an individual wearing "TAPOUT" clothing can result in irrational rage,Bodily injury, loss of IQ points, Herpes, and gutter mouth. The use of the word"Glammis" "fuck" and "bro" has been recorded as common lingo with Individuals wearing this brand. Please use extreme Caution!
TapouT
The original brand of mixed martial arts apparel, TapouT is an American T-shirt and MMA apparel brand. It was started in 1997 by three men, "Punkass" Dan Caldwell, "Skyskrape" Tim Katz, and Charles "Mask" Lewis Jr.(1963-2009), and is still doing well today. Unfortunately, a lot of "douche bags" wear TapouT clothes, which is why they aren't respected that much.
TapouT by Phenomenal1 July 15, 2010
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).