Top Balls

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Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

Top Balls by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

Words you can keep

Top Balls

Testicles that, instead of being located underneath the penis, are on top.

Rob's top balls often made it difficult for him to find pants that fit.

Rob is not a victim of top balls, but a survivor.

Top Balls by Sousafriend August 23, 2011

Balls Top

Use the phrase " balls top" in the same manner as the "F" word. When your elated, when your angry, when your bored. The meaning is determined by your mood and tone......balls top!!

"I'm sweating like a fat kid in a candy store with no money, balls top"

Balls Top by EmJay "Balls Top" August 2, 2021

balls top

Can be used in any mood or context. Use it in any way you desire

Cheers to our win, balls top!

balls top by BumbaRed78 August 3, 2021

Balls on top

When you think you shut down a conversation that is boring you or you are bored with the situation you are in.

Complete silence.... Then you hear "Balls on top!" Said by Austin

Balls on top by Austin's Goddess 💋 February 8, 2018

top ten worst balls ive touched

number one my dads number two kanye east's number three my own number four eminems number five my classmates number six nicado avacados he tried to eat my hand number seven orlands number eight moist criticals number nine mat pats number ten sussy amoguses

damn thos where the worst balls ive ever touched

person1: did you see top ten worst balls ive touched

person2: ayoo?

top ten worst balls ive touched by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 1, 2022

Top Half Ball

In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a strike, but because the home team is pitching with a very large lead, the umpire has shrunk the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a ball. Therefore, the pitch is only called a ball in the top half of the inning. See bottom half strike.

"That pitch was right on the outside corner, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling top half balls."

Top Half Ball by bamaster47 March 27, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026