Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.
by flapjackfaceslap December 02, 2016
Rob's top balls often made it difficult for him to find pants that fit.
Rob is not a victim of top balls, but a survivor.
Rob is not a victim of top balls, but a survivor.
by Sousafriend August 21, 2011
In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a strike, but because the home team is pitching with a very large lead, the umpire has shrunk the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a ball. Therefore, the pitch is only called a ball in the top half of the inning. See bottom half strike.
"That pitch was right on the outside corner, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling top half balls."
by bamaster47 March 28, 2009
Use the phrase " balls top" in the same manner as the "F" word. When your elated, when your angry, when your bored. The meaning is determined by your mood and tone......balls top!!
by EmJay "Balls Top" August 02, 2021
by BumbaRed78 August 04, 2021
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damn thos where the worst balls ive ever touched
person1: did you see top ten worst balls ive touched
person2: ayoo?
person1: did you see top ten worst balls ive touched
person2: ayoo?
by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 01, 2022