Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.
I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.
by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016
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Testicles that, instead of being located underneath the penis, are on top.
Rob's top balls often made it difficult for him to find pants that fit.

Rob is not a victim of top balls, but a survivor.
by Sousafriend August 21, 2011
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In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a strike, but because the home team is pitching with a very large lead, the umpire has shrunk the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a ball. Therefore, the pitch is only called a ball in the top half of the inning. See bottom half strike.
"That pitch was right on the outside corner, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling top half balls."
by bamaster47 March 28, 2009
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Use the phrase " balls top" in the same manner as the "F" word. When your elated, when your angry, when your bored. The meaning is determined by your mood and tone......balls top!!
"I'm sweating like a fat kid in a candy store with no money, balls top"
by EmJay "Balls Top" August 2, 2021
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Can be used in any mood or context. Use it in any way you desire
Cheers to our win, balls top!
by BumbaRed78 August 4, 2021
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