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Testicles that, instead of being located underneath the penis, are on top.
Rob's top balls often made it difficult for him to find pants that fit.

Rob is not a victim of top balls, but a survivor.
by Sousafriend August 20, 2011
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Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.
I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.
by flapjackfaceslap December 02, 2016
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