2 definitions by flapjackfaceslap

put that in the pussy bank

When you do a good deed that should absolutely get you laid, but you're not trying to get ass at the moment, you put that in the pussy bank. When you're ready to go to Pound Town, you make a withdrawal from the Pussy Bank. Rinse and repeat.

Why yes, I did clean the entire house and take out the garbage. Gonna put that in the pussy bank.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016