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Penis, Dick, Wang, Pecker, Kur, Peter, Schlong

I couldn't believe how big his tootso was.

Tootso by Ralph Nicewanger January 9, 2007

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Potatoe Toots

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

Potatoe Toots by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

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Related Words

Tootso • tootsoonie • Tootsie Roll • tootsie • tootsie pop • tootsies • tootski • Tootsie Rolling • Tootskies • Toots magoots

tootsit

A term of endearment similar to “cute” or “precious” like a small cat

Look at my scrunkly little tootsit he is so very lovely.

tootsit by tootsitmeowmeow June 8, 2021

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tootsie nips

Nipples so long that they resemble tootsie rolls

Tyrone: Yo guys I got a sweet tooth tonight!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!

tootsie nips by Terrell Carmel March 31, 2013

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tootski

Slang for cocaine.

Code word used by Bill Murray in early SNL scenes. Wearing sunglasses and acting shady, he'd offer "tootski", then quickly glance around for any narcs, hold a straw to the bump, and say "Go!".

tootski by matatopa January 1, 2010

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Soosh Toots

The high pitched ginger farts you get after eating sushi.

After a sushi lunch break, the conference room smelled like Soosh Toots.

Soosh Toots by DavesofRlives November 17, 2015

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tootski

a snort of cocaine

tootski?

tootski by LIVE SQUAD April 27, 2016

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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