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A toonkle is when a person toots and tinkles at the same time.
OMG Sarah just toonkled!”
Toonkle by •Ashlo• February 9, 2019
Words you can keep
n. juvenile euphemism for a bowel movement.
v. to defecate
(compare to tinkle)
Father: Are you doing the pee pee dance, Timmy?
Timmy: No, I need to tonkle.
Father: Okay, don't forget to wipe.
tonkle by Lingrad August 15, 2005
its a fat person who thinks there strong and buys themselves small clothing so there fat makes there arms look big(in other words Nye)
Hey David your a toonker
someone who gives excessive rim jobs.
can also be used as an adjective or a verb.
twonkler, twonkling, etc.
"ohhh dude stop twonkling me!"

"that bitch is a twonkler."

"your mom twonkled me last night."
twonkle by Susie Duff April 7, 2008
Better version on Twinkle Twinkle.
Kim: Wanna Twonkle?

BonQueQue: What's Twonkle?

Kim: Just listen, Twonkle Twonkle little star, Now i murder baby sheep.

BonQueQue: That's way better than Twinkle Twinkle.
Twonkle by NotYourMamaBitch July 15, 2013

toonglecraft 

ME Tungolcraft from OE Tungolcræft
1. Astronomy
2. Astrology
A toonglecrafter ready for studying some toonglecraft
The fat man was sad, so she tookled his fat stomach.
tookle by Matt Fennell February 4, 2005
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