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someone who gives excessive rim jobs.
can also be used as an adjective or a verb.
twonkler, twonkling, etc.
"ohhh dude stop twonkling me!"

"that bitch is a twonkler."

"your mom twonkled me last night."
twonkle by Susie Duff April 7, 2008
Words you can keep
Better version on Twinkle Twinkle.
Kim: Wanna Twonkle?

BonQueQue: What's Twonkle?

Kim: Just listen, Twonkle Twonkle little star, Now i murder baby sheep.

BonQueQue: That's way better than Twinkle Twinkle.
Twonkle by NotYourMamaBitch July 15, 2013
Twonkle as in twonkle lights.
Like twinkle lights but the light bulbs are bigger and thus bring more light.
I really like the twonkle lights in your room. It makes it really cosy and plus you've got more light than with twinkle lights instead.
twonkle by LittleSomething November 11, 2019

twonkle lights 

Like twinkle lights but the light bulbs are bigger and thus bring more light.
I really like the twonkle lights in your room. It makes it really cosy and plus you've got more light than with twinkle lights.
twonkle lights by LittleSomething November 11, 2019

Twinkle-Talk 

It's when you "talk" to another "twinkle-talker" by combining your eyelid movements and Morse code to send a message from a person to another while no soul can notice or use this communication method against them. This code-based messaging technique uses Morse Code, a series of short and long signals called "dots" and "dashes". So a quick wink is a morse code "dot", and a "dash" is done by a winking slowly and longer. All you have to do is learn morse code. And with this method you can actually "shine" for real, a form of concrete telepathy. The distance? Who knows? Got binoculars?
I was twinkle-talking my lawyer and nobody knew what we were talking about. The prisoner twinkle talked to his friend in jail and got his message across flawless.
Twinkle-Talk by Ascot1111 December 22, 2022

twinkle cave 

Quite simply, a nice term for the vagina. Initially coined by English comedian Jimmy Carr.
She was so excited you could swim into her twinkle cave with ease.
twinkle cave by olycat April 5, 2013

Twinkle Daddies 

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.
Twinkle Daddies by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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