too gay 

Something that is over the top in gayness.

My sister wanted my to watch Danny Noriega sing on You Tube, but it was just too gay for me.

too gay by Quido1 March 10, 2008

Too gay 

The queer kid named Levi that was the reason for this definition

"Levi quandale dingle the third Middleton you are the reason too gay exists"

Too gay by Levi quandale dingle the third February 3, 2023

Too Gay 

The point when a person or group become so overwhelmingly homosexual that it turns off a large number of straight allies, and becomes detrimental to the LGBTQ cause.

"Have you noticed something odd these days? I can't quite put my finger on it."
"What? That the country has been too gay for a couple of decades too long now? No one wants to piss off the illuminati and get canceled, or end up with a burned face like Jay Leno, so no one says anything. But yeah, I have."

Too Gay by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

too gay to function 

A male who is blatantly gay but acts like he is still in the closet and no one knows, when around other males, he cannot help but be flustered and out of sorts

Damian from the movie, Mean Girls is still "too gay to function" in Mean Girls the Reunion

too gay to function by 5GuysGoingOneWay November 21, 2013

Too Gay to be True

Any guy who is extraordinarily good looking, nice, wealthy, good with kids, and basically perfect in every way yet is somehow mysteriously single. Subject may frequent gay bars and shopping malls under the guise of going with his "girl friends," but these homosexual activities are actually the high point of his existence. May also exhibit an unusual closeness to his mother.

Eustina: I'm really into Brad but everytime I hang out with him always wants to go shopping or hang out at Scorpio. Do you think he's just not in to me?
Carlette: No, I think he's too gay to be true.

Fran: I've been making hella eye contact with Fabio for the past week at Hollister. He's got such a good sense of fashion and is always so sweet when his mother calls.
Betty: Is he good looking?
Fran: Yes, and mysteriously single.
Betty: Well he's obviously too gay to be true!

Too Gay to be True by Drewnina November 1, 2009

too gay to lift

if someone is too gay to lift, it means they are too gay to be able to lift anything.

guy 1: I'm too gay to lift!
guy 2: Horray. Me too.

too gay to lift by minihoot December 13, 2024

Dylan too gay 

Dylan always too g a. Y

See Dylan he Dylan too gay

Dylan too gay by Davi Jones locker March 20, 2019