Publius0987's definitions
We have to call these fuckin queers "clowns" because the online censors won't allow us to call them faggots.
by Publius0987 October 12, 2025
Get the Clownsmug. The fictional character a politician creates in order to win an election, complete with many lies and promises that will not be kept.
Everybody loved the Candidate Barack Obama. A brilliant speaker, extremely inspirational, and capable of making anyone scream with patriotism. However, while his presidency wasn't horrific, it wasn't nearly as good as he made us think it would be when he was the Candidate. He fumbled the handoff, the easiest play in sports, and gave us Trump and Biden. He needs to atone for that one.
by Publius0987 August 9, 2025
Get the Candidatemug. Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.
by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
Get the Straight Coming Outmug. The point when a person or group become so overwhelmingly homosexual that it turns off a large number of straight allies, and becomes detrimental to the LGBTQ cause.
"Have you noticed something odd these days? I can't quite put my finger on it."
"What? That the country has been too gay for a couple of decades too long now? No one wants to piss off the illuminati and get canceled, or end up with a burned face like Jay Leno, so no one says anything. But yeah, I have."
"What? That the country has been too gay for a couple of decades too long now? No one wants to piss off the illuminati and get canceled, or end up with a burned face like Jay Leno, so no one says anything. But yeah, I have."
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
Get the Too Gaymug. American made processed food.
Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.
Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.
"Where'd you like to go to eat tonight?"
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
Get the Shit Foodmug. When the Commander in Chief, a world leader, or an influential CEO of a multinational organization is a child molester or protects child molesters in a significant way.
"How long do you think it'll be until the Chomo in Chief resigns?"
"Not sure but if he doesn't release the files and fully explain why he's in them, I give it a month or two."
"Not sure but if he doesn't release the files and fully explain why he's in them, I give it a month or two."
by Publius0987 July 29, 2025
Get the Chomo in Chiefmug. Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
Get the Two Weeks Noticemug.