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In addition to being put under oath, the testifier is hooked up to a lie detector test, and a big Black guy is waiting to smack the shit out of them every time they lie.
Since perjury has become extremely common and totally unpunished, we need an ultra oath to ensure these pieces of dog shit tell the truth or face immediate punishment if they don't.
by Publius0987 March 14, 2026
Get the Ultra Oath mug.Joe Biden's grants to 'queer the map,' presumably by adding more color to maps so they represent the rainbow more. In addition, the unstated but obvious goal of making the United States and other countries more gay by commissioning the movie Queer (2024) and by making being LGBTQ a qualification needed to obtain a judicial or executive branch appointment.
State Department Official Sarah Rogers testified about how Joe Biden went out of his way to make maps more gay. Never to be outdone, Don invited Elon to live with him in the White House for four months while "leading" DOGE. Since no one questioned that the entire time the wealthy men lived together, the maps have certainly gotten more gay.
by Publius0987 March 10, 2026
Get the Make Maps More Gay mug.It will be studied for a long time how the Ronald McDonald Presidents were allowed to bamboozle the American population, orchestrate their elections, and ruin the country. From the Supreme Court handing the unelected son of a former president the keys, to using mail in ballots during a pandemic, to splitting the ticket with a joke third party candidate, to using wounded veterans as decoys, and using the son of a previous presidential candidate who lost, everything has been exposed already. Now it's up to the People to care enough to see it.
by Publius0987 January 28, 2026
Get the Ronald McDonald Presidents mug.In the late stage of the end of a corrupt two party system of government, the situation where a candidate needs to tank the country and their approval ratings below 40% very soon after being elected by doing obviously unpopular and stupid things, to ensure that people whiplash to the other party for the next round of elections, thereby attempting to ensure the existence of the corrupt two party system for as long as possible.
The Race to Sub40 situation we're currently in is unsustainable. It's only a matter of time before enough people realize it and new parties emerge to end this insanity and stupidity.
by Publius0987 December 10, 2025
Get the Race to Sub40 mug.In 2024, they had to break out the Grim Reaper and Boogeylady combo in order to scare people into voting for Don, and he only won by 1%! Anyone who thinks that election was free and fair has absolutely zero integrity.
by Publius0987 December 10, 2025
Get the Boogeylady mug.The profound shame associated with being swindled out of your life savings by some shit college only to be offered a $40,000/year job after graduation, all while the faggot billionaire class squanders our tax dollars amongst themselves.
What a total and absolute disgrace the American Embarrassment Experience is! They found a way to bring back indentured servitude to America!
by Publius0987 October 30, 2025
Get the American Embarrassment Experience mug.The period of time we're currently in where everyone is so gay that no one comes out formally any more. You just know by their look and their actions.
"How did all of these makeup wearing clowns get their jobs in politics and business?"
"They took advantage of 'don't ask, don't tell' and 'don't say gay' and now we're in the Post Coming Out Era."
"They took advantage of 'don't ask, don't tell' and 'don't say gay' and now we're in the Post Coming Out Era."
by Publius0987 October 18, 2025
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