Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
Get the Two Weeks Noticemug. Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.
by Publius0987 August 08, 2025
Get the Taxpayer Funds Money Launderermug. The timeless phrase you say when you fire someone under ugly circumstances. The ultimate breakup line.
"Get the fuck outta here!" - We, the People, to all the politicians who worked together to ruin the country.
by Publius0987 April 14, 2025
Get the Get the fuck outta here!mug. What we're all going to write in if the major political parties don't start putting up better candidates.
"Which of these morons do you think is the lesser of two evils?"
"No, didn't you hear? We're all going to write in The Guillotine to send a message that we're sick and tired of this shit."
"No, didn't you hear? We're all going to write in The Guillotine to send a message that we're sick and tired of this shit."
by Publius0987 August 09, 2025
Get the The Guillotinemug. It's a universal truth that when you put in faggot leaders, and take away consequences for bad behavior, you get a shit country. It's as true today as it was 2,000+ years ago, and it's never going to change.
by Publius0987 April 23, 2025
Get the Shit Countrymug. Any "interview" that is so complimentary to the person being interviewed that it's as if they are sucking each other's dicks through language.
If you have one of these clowns who does stupid shit like plan wars behind our backs and hurts people's lives in various ways in front of you and you don't grill the motherfucker, you're fired.
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."
by Publius0987 August 09, 2025
Get the Verbal 69 Sessionmug. The shitty 15 second TikTok style porn videos women are making these days, sometimes not even featuring nudity.
Can you please stop making 15 second porn clips and go back to 15 minute videos? We need at least 10 minutes in order for it to be a good purchase. Thanks!
by Publius0987 April 11, 2025
Get the Clipmug.