Definitions by 5GuysGoingOneWay

too gay to function 

A male who is blatantly gay but acts like he is still in the closet and no one knows, when around other males, he cannot help but be flustered and out of sorts

Damian from the movie, Mean Girls is still "too gay to function" in Mean Girls the Reunion

too gay to function by 5GuysGoingOneWay November 21, 2013